TIME FOR A LAUGH, WOMAN LEFT A NOTE FOR THE REPAIRMAN, BUT HE FOUND OUT AFTER HE DID NOT CARED
The profession of being a handyman is interesting, since you don’t know who you will meet with, or what place you will be going. It is an open job for surprises. And many handyman would recommend to the new beginners of the profession that they should follow the instructions of the people they work for.
Here is a joke with that regard.
As Laura’s dishwasher broke down, she called a repairman to fix her machine. She needed to go out, when the repairmen arrived, so she left the repairmen a note of instructions. She wrote, I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”
She continued, “Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”
As the repairman had went inside the house, he noticed the note, and read it. Inside, he saw the bulldog the home owner mentioned, and the dog was lying on the ground, watching the repairman. Then he noticed the parrot, which the animal was not stopping talking.
The parrot was yelling constantly, cursing and calling him names. As he went for a few minutes without saying anything, he couldn’t stopped himself and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”
Then the parrot stopped, and shouted, “Get him, Bob!”
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